Wed 24 May 2017
Z's zombie party, Pascal's Wager, atheist values, religion at funerals, the Fine-Tuning Problem, & old white guys talking about pie.
Sun 21 May 2017
Stealing first class, defending Lou Reed, 5-star charging, the Zanti Misfits, & acting sexy.
Wed 17 May 2017
Pan Dandy's Death Sputum 1h 1m play
Penn's family are racing pigeons. Lance Burton rides again. Black Mirror, Top Gear, & setting butter on fire. In the Land of the Incompetent, Goudeau is king.
Sun 14 May 2017
Mother's Day stories. Penn & Teller visit The Magic Circle. London likes Dylan, Penn likes London, & Matt pitches custom podcasts.
Wed 10 May 2017
The Marijuana Conference 1h 1m play
Penn's keynote speech on freedom at the 5th Annual Marijuana Business Conference & Expo.
Sun 07 May 2017
Penn tells the truth about telling the truth while telling stories during his keynote speech at the eLearning Guild's most recent DevLearn Conference & Expo, featuring his fire eating act.
Wed 03 May 2017
Parenthood is a suicide watch. We apologize for being privileged. The Heineken ad, Harari's Sapiens, & blowing up bottles on the beach.
Sun 30 Apr 2017
Cupcakes On The Moon 1h 10m play
Penn walks to a fancy pants Hollywood premiere without his fancy pants, then impersonates Neil Gaiman. The Pitchfords have a party. Dennis Miller, Nathan Fillion, & Desert Bus 1.001.
Wed 26 Apr 2017
Penn continues his fire-free fireside chat with philosophy professor Peter Boghossian about the strategies in his book, A Manual for Creating Atheists.
Sun 23 Apr 2017
Penn talks with philosophy professor Peter Boghossian - the author of A Manual for Creating Atheists - about morality, atheism, & PC culture in American universities.
Wed 19 Apr 2017
The Packaging Of Outrage 1h 6m play
Penn is outraged by United outrage. Goudeau has a run-in with the law, & bids a juggling act to the Penn & Teller show. P&T do motion capture for a new virtual reality project.
Sun 16 Apr 2017
Matt & Penn each have unruly audience members. Zolten baits a sea lion. Easter stories & punching deer.
Wed 12 Apr 2017
Singing Songs to Fish 1h 17m play
Chemical weapons; modern fruit, cookies, & olives; Matt's weight, & Penn versus Teller.
Sun 09 Apr 2017
Our tribute to Don Rickles. Ira Glass asks Penn to tell the truth. Matt is in a music video near an alien brothel, & magic questions from an 8th grader.
Wed 05 Apr 2017
Starbucks As Currency 1h 1m play
The Nigerian Spam Scam Scam review, for real this time. Penn considers hearing aids, Zolten's acting coaching, pancakes with dirtballs, & defunding Planned Parenthood/the NEA/Sesame Street.
Sun 02 Apr 2017
Penn reviews Dean Cameron's Nigerian Spam Scam Scam. Writing jokes, practicing juggling, & Mark Wahlburg helps Penn & Teller - but especially Penn - at Wahlburgers.
Wed 29 Mar 2017
Penn meets Peyton Manning & Ryan Gosling. Matt is Sean Spicer at 50 Shades: The Parody. Songs that define you in your twenties, & a Pig Latin poem.
Sun 26 Mar 2017
Relentless Midges 1h 7m play
Getting the car to the driveway on empty. The Penn & Teller show is interrupted for a lozenge. Season Four of Fool Us! wraps, Heimlich, & Penn's codeine addiction.
Wed 22 Mar 2017
Part Two from @Nerdvana in Frisco, Texas, with the Pitchfords. How to open a restaurant, how to be one of those adults with plans, & how to get recognized at peep shows, or not.
Sun 19 Mar 2017
Brett Loudermilk joins us at the Pitchfords' @Nerdvana Coffee in Frisco, Texas, to talk sword swallowing, David Blaine, & frogs.
Wed 15 Mar 2017
Prison in Ensenada 1h 15m play
The texts of breaking up, Get Out, unique names, & all of Penn's dreams are coming true.
Sun 12 Mar 2017
Penn & Teller almost shut down NBC. Penn unwittingly pays for Sarah's vacation. Hay fever & Matt's magic trick.
Wed 08 Mar 2017
Matt has an alcohol adventure as stage manager at 50 Shades! The Musical, Goudeau has kiteboarding adventure in Mexico, plus allergies & beekeeping.
Sun 05 Mar 2017
Penn's birthday, Penn & Teller's best TV bit, Donny Osmond is a nice guy, & Gilbert Gottfried calls in by accident, twice.
Wed 01 Mar 2017
Living wage, 300 Arguments by Sarah Manguso, Penn wonders if he is a rat dreaming about being human, & Matt's psychic bear necklace days.
Sun 26 Feb 2017
Penn lets down an audience member with the breath of a chicken. He also discusses the possible true tragic expectations for Donny Jingles. Penn & Teller meet over Korean coffee.
Wed 22 Feb 2017
Penn's Hypocrisy 1h 5m play
Penn & Emily star in Love Letters. Matt steals a ham. Operation Avalanche, A Thief In The Night, & breast awareness survey results.
Sun 19 Feb 2017
Bareback Conversation 1h 18m play
Penn has a run in with TSA. The trick that doesn't work, "Indian" names, & Uber stories.
Wed 15 Feb 2017
Penn has a Valentine's Day date with Moxie. The Great Tomsoni's act is now in the show. Plus, breast & Brut sensitivity.
Sun 12 Feb 2017
The Harlem Globetrotters, chimeras, sentences from the New York Times, & Penn stops swearing.
Wed 08 Feb 2017
Sun 05 Feb 2017
Jay Mohr (Part 1) 1h 11m play
Penn visits Jay Mohr's garage to share his thoughts on psychics & the performance of magic, & his dream that one day David Copperfield will portray Otto & George.
Wed 01 Feb 2017
Piff The Magic Dragon flew his mother over from Merry Ol' England with 11 mince pies. Here's what happened.
Sun 29 Jan 2017
Penn ruins Elvis' guitar, tackles the problem of evil, & accepts corrections from the congregation.
Wed 25 Jan 2017
Guilt Round Up Spank Bank 1h 10m play
Penn insults an audience member, Matt is almost famous, & Goudeau saves Sunday morning. Plus, perfumed performance art.