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      Sun 26 Feb 2017

      Negging The Queen With Honey Brick Toast 1h 14m play

      Penn lets down an audience member with the breath of a chicken. He also discusses the possible true tragic expectations for Donny Jingles. Penn & Teller meet over Korean coffee.

      Wed 22 Feb 2017

      Penn's Hypocrisy 1h 5m play

      Penn & Emily star in Love Letters. Matt steals a ham. Operation Avalanche, A Thief In The Night, & breast awareness survey results.

      Sun 19 Feb 2017

      Bareback Conversation 1h 18m play

      Penn has a run in with TSA. The trick that doesn't work, "Indian" names, & Uber stories.

      Wed 15 Feb 2017

      Do You Know Where Your Breasts Are? 59m play

      Penn has a Valentine's Day date with Moxie. The Great Tomsoni's act is now in the show. Plus, breast & Brut sensitivity.

      Sun 12 Feb 2017

      Almost No One Wants a Talking Pig 45m play

      The Harlem Globetrotters, chimeras, sentences from the New York Times, & Penn stops swearing.

      Wed 08 Feb 2017

      Jay Mohr (Part 2) 44m play

      The theology half of Penn's visit to Jay Mohr's garage.

      Sun 05 Feb 2017

      Jay Mohr (Part 1) 1h 11m play

      Penn visits Jay Mohr's garage to share his thoughts on psychics & the performance of magic, & his dream that one day David Copperfield will portray Otto & George.

      Wed 01 Feb 2017

      Piff's Mom's Mince Pies - Now With Aquarium! 1h 6m play

      Piff The Magic Dragon flew his mother over from Merry Ol' England with 11 mince pies. Here's what happened.

      Sun 29 Jan 2017

      There's No Such Thing As Evil 0m play

      Penn ruins Elvis' guitar, tackles the problem of evil, & accepts corrections from the congregation.

      Wed 25 Jan 2017

      Guilt Round Up Spank Bank 1h 10m play

      Penn insults an audience member, Matt is almost famous, & Goudeau saves Sunday morning. Plus, perfumed performance art.

      Sun 22 Jan 2017

      Windshield Wipers 1h 10m play

      Women's marches, over-drumming, & trying to reconcile front & rear windshield wiper rhythms.

      Wed 18 Jan 2017

      London Titty Spy 1h 9m play

      Penn's oft-requested Year in Review: the list of art he enjoyed in 2016.

      Sun 15 Jan 2017

      Goudeau and (&) Penn Lose Their Ringling Bros. Barnum & Bailey, Greatest Show on Earth Clown College Accreditation 1h 33m play

      How alumni from Ringling Bros. Barnum & Bailey, Greatest Show on Earth's Clown College feel about the demise of the shows.

      Wed 11 Jan 2017

      Parti Poodle Penn Becomes a Kiwi 1h 22m play

      Penn's travels to New Zealand, a new poodle-dog, & the Jillette family/Goudeau family escape room experience.

      Sun 08 Jan 2017

      The Guam Part of My Brain, & Racquetball 1h 18m play

      Penn picks up Moxie from school. The Grand Canyon in the dark, racquetball in the movies, & a cool thing you might try after sex.

      Sun 01 Jan 2017

      Episode 253: New Year's Day 2017 1h 2m play

      Our first New Year's Day celebration. Some of Penn's bad ideas: Electric Boy, Broken Arm Magic, & standing outside in the sleeting snow of Times Square wearing nothing but underwear.

      Sun 25 Dec 2016

      The Christmas Episode 1h 11m play

      Christmas traditions, Cajun comfort food, & that rat bastard Andy Williams.

      Sun 18 Dec 2016

      Johnny Kats: Las Vegas Man-About-Town 1h 56m play

      Reporter John Katsilometes gives a Las Vegas backstage tour, with Jerry Lewis, Criss Angel, David Copperfield, photo opportunities, & zombie showgirls.

      Sun 11 Dec 2016

      Piff Presents Resenting Day 1h 31m play

      UK vs US food, holidays, & branding, plus time travel, with Piff the Magic Dragon.

      Sun 04 Dec 2016

      Pluto's Moon Is Full Of Antifreeze 1h 33m play

      Penn defends his flag burning. The World's Greatest bass player plays at Penn's home. A Moxie mic drop.

      Sun 27 Nov 2016

      Rudy Coby 1h 21m play

      Magician Rudy Coby stops by to talk hospital security, Marilyn Manson & Labman.

      Sun 20 Nov 2016

      I'm The Pluto Of My Wife's Eye! 1h 17m play

      Pence visits Hamilton. Moxie does improv. Tuna dip & David Blaine's bullet catch.

      Sun 13 Nov 2016

      Motherfucker Is In Way Over His Head. He Needs A Truffle Dog! 1h 29m play

      Recorded in front of a live Scoopfest audience. With Trump's election, Penn is now an enemy of the state. Paul Mattingly speaks a little Klingon, & Goudeau wants a truffle dog.

      Sun 06 Nov 2016

      I Drove a Goddamned Tank Through My House 1h 31m play

      The experiences shooting Penn's movie, The Grounds. Travel takes Penn to the Carnegie Deli in Manhattan and Chicago for the Cub's World Series celebration. 416 people have lost 19,892 pounds inspired... 2 more words

      Sun 30 Oct 2016

      The Slammer's Last Stand 1h 27m play

      In celebration of the demise of The Slammer this week, this is the final episode recorded there. Penn explains his attraction to - & reservations about - libertarianism & atheism.

      Sun 23 Oct 2016

      When It Says Rain In the Script, Cross It Out 1h 45m play

      Acting on Code Black, & the trials of making the low budget horror film The Grounds.

      Sun 16 Oct 2016

      Congratulations, Bob! 1h 45m play

      Bob Dylan won the Nobel Prize in Literature. Filming the TV show Code Black and Penn's movie The Grounds. Also, more dieting info.

      Sun 09 Oct 2016

      Red, Not Red. 1h 39m play

      Penn gives Clinton advice on how to destroy Trump. 19,000 pounds lost on our non-vegan "hoax" diet. Penn has blonde hair!

      Sun 02 Oct 2016

      Cork it With Cadaver Bone 1h 31m play

      Shouldn't Trump be called Mr. Piggy? Why we shouldn't look at Mr. Piggy's tax return, dental surgery, & the Penn & Teller slot machine.

      Sun 25 Sep 2016

      Hold Your Breath & Stay Still 1h 36m play

      Penn eats the hottest pepper on earth, & attends the premier of Jerry Lewis' new movie Max Rose. Why do Penn & Teller appear in My Little Pony? The presidential debates are bumming our shit.

      Sun 18 Sep 2016

      We Will Talk About Fucking A Duck At The Drop Of A Hat 1h 41m play

      Penn flies a hang glider with The Passing Zone's Owen Morse. Johnny Thompson & Penn perform in the Brookledge Follies. Crawfish as pets, & bear testing products.

      Sun 11 Sep 2016

      Greatest Question Ever 1h 36m play

      Penn is asked the greatest question ever. Service jobs, driving in a gorilla suit, & the end of Howard Johnson's.

      Sun 04 Sep 2016

      In Defense of Anthony Weiner 1h 30m play

      Penn defends Anthony Weiner, & does a card trick at The Bucket Show. Presto! audio book bloopers. Moxie appears on Fool Us. Penn struggles to pronounce "Chipotle".

      Sun 28 Aug 2016

      Crackerella 1h 35m play

      The Slammer garage sale, Penn & Teller appear on The Late Late Show, & we make our case for Gary Johnson appearing in the presidential debate.

      Sun 21 Aug 2016

      Predator Confusion 1h 34m play

      Penn puts a Hillary Clinton bumper sticker on his car. We announce the dates of the Slammer garage sale, & Marvel asks Penn to write a Spiderman & Deadpool story.

      Sun 14 Aug 2016

      Presto! at Live Talks Los Angeles 1h 16m play

      Matt & Penn at the LiveTalksLA.org Q&A for Presto!: How I Made Over 100 Pounds Disappear and Other Magical Tales.