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      Sun 22 Jan 2017

      Windshield Wipers 1h 10m play

      Women's marches, over-drumming, & trying to reconcile front & rear windshield wiper rhythms.

      Wed 18 Jan 2017

      London Titty Spy 1h 9m play

      Penn's oft-requested Year in Review: the list of art he enjoyed in 2016.

      Sun 15 Jan 2017

      Goudeau and (&) Penn Lose Their Ringling Bros. Barnum & Bailey, Greatest Show on Earth Clown College Accreditation 1h 33m play

      How alumni from Ringling Bros. Barnum & Bailey, Greatest Show on Earth's Clown College feel about the demise of the shows.

      Wed 11 Jan 2017

      Parti Poodle Penn Becomes a Kiwi 1h 22m play

      Penn's travels to New Zealand, a new poodle-dog, & the Jillette family/Goudeau family escape room experience.

      Sun 08 Jan 2017

      The Guam Part of My Brain, & Racquetball 1h 18m play

      Penn picks up Moxie from school. The Grand Canyon in the dark, racquetball in the movies, & a cool thing you might try after sex.

      Sun 01 Jan 2017

      Episode 253: New Year's Day 2017 1h 2m play

      Our first New Year's Day celebration. Some of Penn's bad ideas: Electric Boy, Broken Arm Magic, & standing outside in the sleeting snow of Times Square wearing nothing but underwear.

      Sun 25 Dec 2016

      The Christmas Episode 1h 11m play

      Christmas traditions, Cajun comfort food, & that rat bastard Andy Williams.

      Sun 18 Dec 2016

      Johnny Kats: Las Vegas Man-About-Town 1h 56m play

      Reporter John Katsilometes gives a Las Vegas backstage tour, with Jerry Lewis, Criss Angel, David Copperfield, photo opportunities, & zombie showgirls.

      Sun 11 Dec 2016

      Piff Presents Resenting Day 1h 31m play

      UK vs US food, holidays, & branding, plus time travel, with Piff the Magic Dragon.

      Sun 04 Dec 2016

      Pluto's Moon Is Full Of Antifreeze 1h 33m play

      Penn defends his flag burning. The World's Greatest bass player plays at Penn's home. A Moxie mic drop.

      Sun 27 Nov 2016

      Rudy Coby 1h 21m play

      Magician Rudy Coby stops by to talk hospital security, Marilyn Manson & Labman.

      Sun 20 Nov 2016

      I'm The Pluto Of My Wife's Eye! 1h 17m play

      Pence visits Hamilton. Moxie does improv. Tuna dip & David Blaine's bullet catch.

      Sun 13 Nov 2016

      Motherfucker Is In Way Over His Head. He Needs A Truffle Dog! 1h 29m play

      Recorded in front of a live Scoopfest audience. With Trump's election, Penn is now an enemy of the state. Paul Mattingly speaks a little Klingon, & Goudeau wants a truffle dog.

      Sun 06 Nov 2016

      I Drove a Goddamned Tank Through My House 1h 31m play

      The experiences shooting Penn's movie, The Grounds. Travel takes Penn to the Carnegie Deli in Manhattan and Chicago for the Cub's World Series celebration. 416 people have lost 19,892 pounds inspired... 2 more words

      Sun 30 Oct 2016

      The Slammer's Last Stand 1h 27m play

      In celebration of the demise of The Slammer this week, this is the final episode recorded there. Penn explains his attraction to - & reservations about - libertarianism & atheism.

      Sun 23 Oct 2016

      When It Says Rain In the Script, Cross It Out 1h 45m play

      Acting on Code Black, & the trials of making the low budget horror film The Grounds.

      Sun 16 Oct 2016

      Congratulations, Bob! 1h 45m play

      Bob Dylan won the Nobel Prize in Literature. Filming the TV show Code Black and Penn's movie The Grounds. Also, more dieting info.

      Sun 09 Oct 2016

      Red, Not Red. 1h 39m play

      Penn gives Clinton advice on how to destroy Trump. 19,000 pounds lost on our non-vegan "hoax" diet. Penn has blonde hair!

      Sun 02 Oct 2016

      Cork it With Cadaver Bone 1h 31m play

      Shouldn't Trump be called Mr. Piggy? Why we shouldn't look at Mr. Piggy's tax return, dental surgery, & the Penn & Teller slot machine.

      Sun 25 Sep 2016

      Hold Your Breath & Stay Still 1h 36m play

      Penn eats the hottest pepper on earth, & attends the premier of Jerry Lewis' new movie Max Rose. Why do Penn & Teller appear in My Little Pony? The presidential debates are bumming our shit.

      Sun 18 Sep 2016

      We Will Talk About Fucking A Duck At The Drop Of A Hat 1h 41m play

      Penn flies a hang glider with The Passing Zone's Owen Morse. Johnny Thompson & Penn perform in the Brookledge Follies. Crawfish as pets, & bear testing products.

      Sun 11 Sep 2016

      Greatest Question Ever 1h 36m play

      Penn is asked the greatest question ever. Service jobs, driving in a gorilla suit, & the end of Howard Johnson's.

      Sun 04 Sep 2016

      In Defense of Anthony Weiner 1h 30m play

      Penn defends Anthony Weiner, & does a card trick at The Bucket Show. Presto! audio book bloopers. Moxie appears on Fool Us. Penn struggles to pronounce "Chipotle".

      Sun 28 Aug 2016

      Crackerella 1h 35m play

      The Slammer garage sale, Penn & Teller appear on The Late Late Show, & we make our case for Gary Johnson appearing in the presidential debate.

      Sun 21 Aug 2016

      Predator Confusion 1h 34m play

      Penn puts a Hillary Clinton bumper sticker on his car. We announce the dates of the Slammer garage sale, & Marvel asks Penn to write a Spiderman & Deadpool story.

      Sun 14 Aug 2016

      Presto! at Live Talks Los Angeles 1h 16m play

      Matt & Penn at the LiveTalksLA.org Q&A for Presto!: How I Made Over 100 Pounds Disappear and Other Magical Tales.

      Sun 07 Aug 2016

      Young Americans For Liberty 2016 & Reason's Nick Gillespie 1h 42m play

      Penn's preaches libertarianism for the Young Americans for Liberty at the Catholic University of America, plus a conversation with Nick Gillespie about Trump, Dylan, & Presto! Footage courtesy of rea... 3 more words

      Sun 31 Jul 2016

      Beaver Cleaver & the Attractive Slots 1h 44m play

      What it is to be American, a radio magic trick, Mahdi Gilbert's sleight of no hand, & the campaign promise to put a Hillary Clinton bumper sticker on Penn's car.

      Sun 24 Jul 2016

      Shimmy Naked Up The Pistachio Tree To Skinny Dip With Donald Trump 1h 38m play

      Goudeau's kiteboarding trip, The Skinny Dip on Amazon Prime, & the man who saved Penn by pirating passwords.

      Sun 17 Jul 2016

      Four Preachers vs. Penn: Better Get Another Guy 1h 38m play

      Matt had a car crash. Season 3 of Penn & Teller: Fool Us premieres on CW. The Preachers question Penn's atheism on Fox.

      Sun 10 Jul 2016

      You May Not Understand This, But We're Right (& Parts for A Third) 1h 32m play

      The NRO gives NASA new giant telescopes, a discussion of the benefits of base 12, & David Copperfield gets a new house.

      Sun 03 Jul 2016

      Ungrateful Wretch or Whiny Loser? 1h 34m play

      Obama's nighttime routine, our co-host beats Gilbert Gottfried, & when it's OK to quit.

      Sun 26 Jun 2016

      Trumply Whiplash Trumps It Up 1h 37m play

      Love wins, even when it loses. Trump finds Jesus. TSA, & Tomsoni's "Gambler's Ballad".

      Sun 19 Jun 2016

      Penn's Punk Ass Dad & Banana Slugs 1h 35m play

      Penn talks about seeing "In & Of Itself" (Derek DelGaudio's show) & Dylan, plus Father's Day stories.

      Sun 12 Jun 2016

      The Unstoppable Force Versus the Blubbering Object 1h 39m play

      Penn reviews his Reason Rally performance & meeting with evangelist Ray Comfort

      Sun 05 Jun 2016

      Billy West Returns 1h 28m play

      Billy West returns to talk dual citizenship, democracy, dwarves, & Dorchester.