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      Wed 24 May 2017

      Ask The Magic Atheist (Volume 1) 51m play

      Z's zombie party, Pascal's Wager, atheist values, religion at funerals, the Fine-Tuning Problem, & old white guys talking about pie.

      Sun 21 May 2017

      You Can Go Topless On Supreme Court Yelp 49m play

      Stealing first class, defending Lou Reed, 5-star charging, the Zanti Misfits, & acting sexy.

      Wed 17 May 2017

      Pan Dandy's Death Sputum 1h 1m play

      Penn's family are racing pigeons. Lance Burton rides again. Black Mirror, Top Gear, & setting butter on fire. In the Land of the Incompetent, Goudeau is king.

      Sun 14 May 2017

      I'm A Pierce Morgan Kind Of Guy 54m play

      Mother's Day stories. Penn & Teller visit The Magic Circle. London likes Dylan, Penn likes London, & Matt pitches custom podcasts.

      Wed 10 May 2017

      The Marijuana Conference 1h 1m play

      Penn's keynote speech on freedom at the 5th Annual Marijuana Business Conference & Expo.

      Sun 07 May 2017

      Truth & Storytelling at the DevLearn Conference & Expo 1h 5m play

      Penn tells the truth about telling the truth while telling stories during his keynote speech at the eLearning Guild's most recent DevLearn Conference & Expo, featuring his fire eating act.

      Wed 03 May 2017

      Mark Fight Can't Blow Up A Bottle 1h 14m play

      Parenthood is a suicide watch. We apologize for being privileged. The Heineken ad, Harari's Sapiens, & blowing up bottles on the beach.

      Sun 30 Apr 2017

      Cupcakes On The Moon 1h 10m play

      Penn walks to a fancy pants Hollywood premiere without his fancy pants, then impersonates Neil Gaiman. The Pitchfords have a party. Dennis Miller, Nathan Fillion, & Desert Bus 1.001.

      Wed 26 Apr 2017

      Peter Boghossian at the Center for Science & Wonder (part 2) 1h 42m play

      Penn continues his fire-free fireside chat with philosophy professor Peter Boghossian about the strategies in his book, A Manual for Creating Atheists.

      Sun 23 Apr 2017

      Peter Boghossian at the Center for Science & Wonder (part 1) 1h 21m play

      Penn talks with philosophy professor Peter Boghossian - the author of A Manual for Creating Atheists - about morality, atheism, & PC culture in American universities.

      Wed 19 Apr 2017

      The Packaging Of Outrage 1h 6m play

      Penn is outraged by United outrage. Goudeau has a run-in with the law, & bids a juggling act to the Penn & Teller show. P&T do motion capture for a new virtual reality project.

      Sun 16 Apr 2017

      First Liar Doesn't Stand A Chance 1h 14m play

      Matt & Penn each have unruly audience members. Zolten baits a sea lion. Easter stories & punching deer.

      Wed 12 Apr 2017

      Singing Songs to Fish 1h 17m play

      Chemical weapons; modern fruit, cookies, & olives; Matt's weight, & Penn versus Teller.

      Sun 09 Apr 2017

      I'll Stuff Your Olive By Hand 1h 12m play

      Our tribute to Don Rickles. Ira Glass asks Penn to tell the truth. Matt is in a music video near an alien brothel, & magic questions from an 8th grader.

      Wed 05 Apr 2017

      Starbucks As Currency 1h 1m play

      The Nigerian Spam Scam Scam review, for real this time. Penn considers hearing aids, Zolten's acting coaching, pancakes with dirtballs, & defunding Planned Parenthood/the NEA/Sesame Street.

      Sun 02 Apr 2017

      Mark Wahlburg Craftily Tricks Penn Into Eating A Hamburger 1h 11m play

      Penn reviews Dean Cameron's Nigerian Spam Scam Scam. Writing jokes, practicing juggling, & Mark Wahlburg helps Penn & Teller - but especially Penn - at Wahlburgers.

      Wed 29 Mar 2017

      Sorry About The Pain au Chocolat, Ryan Gosling. 1h 16m play

      Penn meets Peyton Manning & Ryan Gosling. Matt is Sean Spicer at 50 Shades: The Parody. Songs that define you in your twenties, & a Pig Latin poem.

      Sun 26 Mar 2017

      Relentless Midges 1h 7m play

      Getting the car to the driveway on empty. The Penn & Teller show is interrupted for a lozenge. Season Four of Fool Us! wraps, Heimlich, & Penn's codeine addiction.

      Wed 22 Mar 2017

      We're All On Alert For Mass Murderers. 55m play

      Part Two from @Nerdvana in Frisco, Texas, with the Pitchfords. How to open a restaurant, how to be one of those adults with plans, & how to get recognized at peep shows, or not.

      Sun 19 Mar 2017

      If You're Going to Swallow A Live Mouse, Cut Its Nails 1h 5m play

      Brett Loudermilk joins us at the Pitchfords' @Nerdvana Coffee in Frisco, Texas, to talk sword swallowing, David Blaine, & frogs.

      Wed 15 Mar 2017

      Prison in Ensenada 1h 15m play

      The texts of breaking up, Get Out, unique names, & all of Penn's dreams are coming true.

      Sun 12 Mar 2017

      The World's Most Expensive Card Trick 1h 7m play

      Penn & Teller almost shut down NBC. Penn unwittingly pays for Sarah's vacation. Hay fever & Matt's magic trick.

      Wed 08 Mar 2017

      I Like Sweet Things From The World 1h 21m play

      Matt has an alcohol adventure as stage manager at 50 Shades! The Musical, Goudeau has kiteboarding adventure in Mexico, plus allergies & beekeeping.

      Sun 05 Mar 2017

      Happy Birthday, Dean Stockwell 1h 4m play

      Penn's birthday, Penn & Teller's best TV bit, Donny Osmond is a nice guy, & Gilbert Gottfried calls in by accident, twice.

      Wed 01 Mar 2017

      Living Wage: A Well Needed Some Sprant for his Bedit 1h 12m play

      Living wage, 300 Arguments by Sarah Manguso, Penn wonders if he is a rat dreaming about being human, & Matt's psychic bear necklace days.

      Sun 26 Feb 2017

      Negging The Queen With Honey Brick Toast 1h 14m play

      Penn lets down an audience member with the breath of a chicken. He also discusses the possible true tragic expectations for Donny Jingles. Penn & Teller meet over Korean coffee.

      Wed 22 Feb 2017

      Penn's Hypocrisy 1h 5m play

      Penn & Emily star in Love Letters. Matt steals a ham. Operation Avalanche, A Thief In The Night, & breast awareness survey results.

      Sun 19 Feb 2017

      Bareback Conversation 1h 18m play

      Penn has a run in with TSA. The trick that doesn't work, "Indian" names, & Uber stories.

      Wed 15 Feb 2017

      Do You Know Where Your Breasts Are? 59m play

      Penn has a Valentine's Day date with Moxie. The Great Tomsoni's act is now in the show. Plus, breast & Brut sensitivity.

      Sun 12 Feb 2017

      Almost No One Wants a Talking Pig 45m play

      The Harlem Globetrotters, chimeras, sentences from the New York Times, & Penn stops swearing.

      Wed 08 Feb 2017

      Jay Mohr (Part 2) 44m play

      The theology half of Penn's visit to Jay Mohr's garage.

      Sun 05 Feb 2017

      Jay Mohr (Part 1) 1h 11m play

      Penn visits Jay Mohr's garage to share his thoughts on psychics & the performance of magic, & his dream that one day David Copperfield will portray Otto & George.

      Wed 01 Feb 2017

      Piff's Mom's Mince Pies - Now With Aquarium! 1h 6m play

      Piff The Magic Dragon flew his mother over from Merry Ol' England with 11 mince pies. Here's what happened.

      Sun 29 Jan 2017

      There's No Such Thing As Evil 0m play

      Penn ruins Elvis' guitar, tackles the problem of evil, & accepts corrections from the congregation.

      Wed 25 Jan 2017

      Guilt Round Up Spank Bank 1h 10m play

      Penn insults an audience member, Matt is almost famous, & Goudeau saves Sunday morning. Plus, perfumed performance art.

      Sun 22 Jan 2017

      Windshield Wipers 1h 10m play

      Women's marches, over-drumming, & trying to reconcile front & rear windshield wiper rhythms.