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Frank Scheck, Hollywood Reporter

1. 30 Beats 2012 This umpteenth variation on Schnitzler's classic play La Ronde fails to arouse. full review
2. After Fall, Winter 2012 Like his unlucky-in-love characters, prolific filmmaker Eric Schaeffer keeps trying, to little avail. full review
3. Assassin's Bullet 2012 This psychologically tinged thriller about a mysterious female assassin won't erase memories of La Femma Nikita. full review
4. ATM 2012 This ATM-set horror film fails to dispense sufficient thrills. full review
5. Ballplayer: Pelotero 2012 Hard-hitting sports doc examines the darker side of the recruitment of young baseball players in the Dominican Republic for the major leagues. full review
6. The Beat Hotel 2012 Impressionistic documentary about the temporary Parisian home of the Beat writers fails to justify its full-length running time. full review
7. Bringing Up Bobby 2012 Milla Jovovich delivers an over-the-top peformance in this melodramatic tale of an immigrant con artist and her juvenile delinquent son. full review
8. China Heavyweight 2012 China Heavyweight is an uneasy mixture of familiar sports doc tropes and sociological portraiture. full review
9. Dark Tide 2012 This toothless shark thriller lacks B-movie fun. full review
10. Detachment 2012 Harrowing depiction of the American educational system features a superb performance by Adrien Brody. full review
11. For Greater Glory 2012 This historical drama about the little-known Cristero War in 1920s Mexico is more educational than involving. full review
12. Head Games 2012 [A] powerful documentary about the devastating effects of head injuries in sports. full review
13. Hitler's Children 2012 Haunting documentary about the descendants of top Nazi leaders struggling to endure their horrific legacy. full review
14. In Our Nature 2012 Beautifully observed characterizations and fine performances enliven this sometimes static drama about an unexpected family reunion. full review
15. A Little Bit Of Heaven 2012 Kate Hudson dies prettily in this tone-deaf dramedy about a woman finding love while suffering from colon cancer. full review
16. The Magic of Belle Isle 2012 Shamelessly schmaltzy and predictable from first moment to last, Rob Reiner's The Magic of Belle Isle nonetheless manages to conjure a certain spell. full review
17. October Baby 2012 [An] earnest, faith-based drama, which lacks sufficient entertainment value to make its message go down more palatably. full review
18. One for the Money 2012 Janet Evanovich's best-selling Stephanie Plum series deserved better than this woefully executed, stillborn attempt at a franchise. full review
19. The Perfect Family 2012 It's hard not to wish that it had taken a few more chances and explored its certainly relevant themes a little more deeply. full review
20. The Runway 2012 Irish villagers rally to the aid of a stranded Colombian pilot in this quirky comedy. full review
21. Someday This Pain Will Be Useful to You 2012 This cliche-ridden coming of age story is as painfully awkward as its troubled teen protagonist. full review
22. Storage 24 2012 This low-budget Alien knock-off set in a London self-storage facility inspires more claustrophobia than chills. full review
23. Tyler Perry's Good Deeds 2012 Where's Madea when you need her? full review
24. Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning 2012 Superbly choreographed and filmed action sequences enliven this ultra-violent B-movie. full review
25. The Chaperone 2011 This lame WWE produced family comedy isn't likely to turn wrestling star Paul "Triple H" Levesque into a household name. full review
26. First Position 2011 First Position overcomes its predictable elements thanks to the inherent visual drama of watching children strain their bodies to the limit in obsessive pursuit of their goals. full review
27. Going Down In La-la Land 2011 A young acting hopeful finds that things are tough in Tinseltown in this not exactly revelatory gay-themed drama. full review
28. Magic Trip 2011 The backstory behind the film is as compelling as the events it depicts. full review
29. Paranormal Activity 3 2011 Although not exactly breaking any new ground with its by now all too familiar found-footage format, Paranormal Activity 3 hews to the formula in expertly crafted fashion, mustering up the requisite scares and then some. full review
30. Revenge of the Electric Car 2011 This fascinating sequel provides a surprisingly upbeat prognosis on the transition to electric vehicles. full review
31. Snowmen 2011 A surprisingly effective debut effort from writer-director Robert Kirbyson. full review
32. Surviving Progress 2011 This cautionary documentary makes a strong case that our technological advances are in fact dooming us. full review
33. Chain Letter 2010 By-the-numbers horror flick is about as welcome, and entertaining, as a real chain letter. full review
34. Freakonomics 2010 Like the source material, it's ultimately less than the sum of its parts -- an assemblage of moderately interesting human interest stories that don't carry much weight on the big screen. full review
35. Knucklehead 2010 full review
36. A Little Help 2010 Ultimately, the film is best appreciated as a welcome big-screen starring vehicle for Fischer, who expertly navigates the comedic and dramatic demands of a role that keeps her onscreen for virtually the entire running time. full review
37. Mugabe and the White African 2010 Compelling true-life story of the legal battle between a white farmer and the repressive Zimbabwean regime. full review
38. Punching the Clown 2010 Familiar show-business satire is enlivened by genuinely witty, off-kilter humor. full review
39. Smash His Camera 2010 The notorious tabloid photographer finally gets his due. full review
40. Ticked-off Trannies With Knives 2010 full review
41. Zenith 2010 Simply watching the movie makes you feel practically lazy. full review
42. Ghosted 2009 Lesbian and supernatural themes combined to less-than-stellar effect.
43. Bustin' Down the Door 2008 [An] insightful account of the rise of a, pardon the pun, new wave of surfers that transformed the sport in the mid-1970s.
44. Jolene 2008 full review
45. Before the Rains 2007 Lacking the emotional power necessary to fuel its contrived plot elements, the film is a minor entry in the Merchant Ivory canon.
46. Closing Escrow 2007 The obviously improvised proceedings -- at least let's hope they're improvised -- fail to produce the desired laughs, with frequent pauses after punch lines that will only result in lengthy silences.
47. Confessions of a Superhero 2007 A detailed portrait of these societal eccentrics, which, while not neglecting their obvious personal problems, is clearly sympathetic.
48. The Go-Getter 2007 Strives for hipness but ultimately just feels contrived and derivative.
49. Never Forever 2007 Farmiga elevates the material of this melodramatic soaper into something nearly profound.
50. Shotgun Stories 2007 Never manages to be fully convincing.
51. Super High Me 2007 Features comedian Doug Benson expanding a bit from his stand-up act to strained results.
52. 10 Questions for the Dalai Lama 2006 Part history lesson and part profile, the film presents a concise, cogent account of recent Tibetan history as well as an engrossing onscreen conversation with one of the world's great spiritual leaders.
53. Bloodrayne 2006 Most of the budget seems to have been spent on the cast, with apparently little left over for sets or costumes.
54. I'm Reed Fish 2006 The relentless quirkiness of the proceedings proves wearisome, and the bizarre structural conceit is not enough to compensate for the overly familiar characterizations and story line.
55. Trailer Park Boys: The Movie 2006 Unlikely to reap success on these shores.
56. The Treatment 2006 The smart screenplay and the terrific performances more than compensate for the lack of freshness.
57. Cowboy Del Amor 2005 The film doesn't quite manage to sustain interest for the duration of its 86-minute running time.
58. The Devil's Miner 2005 While political and social context is kept to a minimum, the darkly poetic images they capture speak volumes about what the miners go through.
59. Old Joy 2005 Old Joy is another minimalist exercise that is at once visually stunning, quietly insightful and more than a little hard to endure.
60. The Outsider 2005 Quite entertaining.
61. Race You to the Bottom 2005 Although more than a little familiar in its road movie-style romantic banter and bickering, the film is easy to take for a number of reasons, including the witty and frequently caustic dialogue.
62. Stagedoor 2005 Although Stagedoor has its enjoyable observational moments in its depiction of budding young entertainers stretching their wings, it also has an aimless quality.
63. Wal-Mart: The High Cost of Low Price 2005 Wal-Mart: The High Cost of Low Price lacks the cinematic panache to elevate it above the level of agitprop. But its all too relevant dissection of its subject is well worth paying attention to.
64. You're Gonna Miss Me 2005 There's an undeniable fascination to watching the extensive footage of Erickson, whose yowling, manic vocals on display in the extensive archival performance footage contrasts dramatically with scenes of him in more recent times.
65. Mouth to Mouth 2004 Suffers from disjointed storytelling and myriad other problems, including a bizarre reliance on modern dance sequences to interrupt the action.
66. Paid in Full 2002 It does offer an uncommon thoughtfulness that makes it far less exploitative or sensationalistic than most examples of its genre.
67. Secret Things 2002 An artistically ambitious exercise that enables audiences to be simultaneously teased erotically and intellectually.
68. Showboy 2002 This would-be satire isn't funny enough to be entertaining, nor is it clever enough to fool us.
69. Ted Bundy 2001 Exploitative and largely devoid of the depth or sophistication that would make watching such a graphic treatment of the crimes bearable.
70. Wet Hot American Summer 2001 Simply seems like a dim-witted addition to an already undistinguished canon.
71. The Gospel According to Philip K. Dick 2000 Dick's unconventional life and career and his often brilliant work deserve better treatment and more comprehensiveness than they receive here.