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  1. The Big Wedding 2013 A shining example of a dull studio comedy. full review
  2. Cloudburst 2013 It's a delight to see Olympia Dukakis and Brenda Fricker, superb talents and Oscar winners both, share almost every frame of Cloudburst. full review
  3. Dead Man Down 2013 Yep, there's a whole lot going on here, but this is one of those plot-heavy scripts that carries its weight with confidence - the intricate twists don't cheat. full review
  4. Dirty Wars 2013 A remarkable documentary as important as it is compelling ... full review
  5. Frances Ha 2013 It's a tribute to Gerwig's performance, somehow both clumsy and elegant, that she wins us over despite ourselves, that we come to appreciate her aimlessness in a goal-oriented society ... full review
  6. A Haunted House 2013 Along comes Marlon Wayans to do in A Haunted House what he once did in Scary Movie. And do it much, much worse. full review
  7. I Killed My Mother 2013 A coming-of-age tale as ferociously raw as its teller -- the very young Xavier Dolan. full review
  8. It's a Disaster 2013 The humour may not be wickedly black, but once in a while it's amusingly beige. full review
  9. The Last Stand 2013 Dig just a shade beneath the surface, trade in the text for the subtext, and a more interesting picture emerges - a little richer, sadder, almost poignant. full review
  10. My Brother The Devil 2013 It's an impressive debut by a director blessed with a strong voice and a knack for bringing a specific cultural milieu to vibrant life, defying convention even while working within its strict limits. full review
  11. Pieta 2013 Fascination returns at the stirring climax, when the plot neatly twists and the film's apparently simple message turns deeper, and blacker. full review
  12. A Place at the Table 2013 Hunger in America is not about a shortage of food but an abundance of poverty. This is where the spiral spins downward. full review
  13. Room 237 2013 [A] strange, frustrating, occasionally fascinating doc ... full review
  14. Safe Haven 2013 Why make a movie when making a Hallmark-card-with-dialogue is so much less risky? full review
  15. Sightseers 2013 It's just not quite funny enough. full review
  16. Something in the Air 2013 A wispy picture, likeable certainly but lacking in crispness and clarity. full review
  17. Unfinished Song 2013 Vanessa Redgrave and Terence Stamp and those voices - their solos contain this picture like carved book-ends, vintage and lovely and still so profoundly of use. full review
  18. Winnie Mandela 2013 Winnie begins as hagiography and ends in hellish confusion. full review
  19. 2 Days in New York 2012 2 Days in New York plays like 2 years in Attica. full review
  20. 360 2012 One thing is remarkable here: the amount of high-powered talent assembled to document the obvious. full review
  21. Barbara 2012 Sometimes, the sun shines and the wind blows fresh and the very elements that make for intense hardship also open a window on intense joy. full review
  22. Bully 2012 Tackles this headline-heavy topic by mixing moments of raw emotional power with intervals of somewhat suspect manipulation. full review
  23. Cafe de Flore 2012 The film commands our attention again as more connections emerge -- not enough to fully solve the mystery, but sufficient to convince us that Cafe de Flore amounts to more than the triumph of style over substance. full review
  24. Casa de mi padre 2012 Really, Casa de mi Padre is a skit blown up to a feature flick, amusing for a while until its welcome wears out. full review
  25. Chasing Ice 2012 The last words, four and simple, rightly belong to Balog: "You can't deny it." No doubt - the iceman cometh. full review
  26. Citadel 2012 It's all rather nausea-inducing and a bit frightening - not the film (I can only wish) but its subtextual message. full review
  27. A Dark Truth 2012 A lightweight flick about a heavy-duty subject, A Dark Truth plays like a TV movie back in the days when TV wasn't worth watching. full review
  28. Detachment 2012 The film is guilty of reverse sentimentality, where the relentless unhappiness comes to seem as manufactured and artificial as the schmaltz in a romcom. full review
  29. End of Watch 2012 End of Watch suffers from no end of sanctimony. full review
  30. The Expendables 2 2012 At least it's efficiently and breezily forgettable. What's more, there are laughs too and here's the best part - one or two of them are actually intentional. full review
  31. Flight 2012 This movie is captivating until it gets uplifting - Flight soars when it crashes and crashes when it soars. full review
  32. The Forgiveness of Blood 2012 We don't see any blood, or much forgiveness either, but we do witness something far more resonant - a young generation caught between the rock of tradition and the hard place of modernity. full review
  33. House at the End of the Street 2012 Lawrence is perfectly in character yet somehow outside it too, floating above Elissa and the weak movie alike. full review
  34. How to Survive a Plague 2012 A raw history, often cluttered and sometimes repetitive but, when strategies fail along with immune systems, deeply affecting. full review
  35. The Imposter 2012 In the annals of forged identity flicks, this is a towering Everest, dwarfing the deceivers in the likes of Catch Me If You Can and F for Fake. full review
  36. Lore 2012 The young principals here, Malina and especially Rosendahl, are superb at conveying that premature hardening, their elastic minds pummelled by inelastic forces. full review
  37. Meet the Fokkens 2012 Despite the occasional stumble, the doc never falls, thanks to the sheer strength of its subjects' undaunted and indomitable character. full review
  38. The Moth Diaries 2012 Not enough psychology to be intelligently creepy, and not enough schlock to be viscerally scary. full review
  39. Not Fade Away 2012 Ultimately a disappointment - this is a movie easy to watch and even easier to forget. full review
  40. The Paperboy 2012 The Paperboy is southern Gothic wallowing in the swamp of low camp. And if the wallowing were deliberate, this might have been hugely funny. full review
  41. ParaNorman 2012 If the story lacks the consistent psychological depth of Coraline, another tale of an outcast finding solace in a parallel world, amends are made during the lovely climax. full review
  42. The Queen of Versailles 2012 More than a social morality tale, this is a character study, with the title well chosen. full review
  43. Safe 2012 The plot first strains and then assassinates credulity, while Yakin's handling of the action/mayhem runs the gamut from the merely dull to what-the-hell's-going-on. full review
  44. Silent House 2012 Olsen is compelling even when the film isn't. full review
  45. The Woman in the Fifth 2012 The Woman in the Fifth is an interesting chameleon until it runs out of disguises, and all that was transitory just looks transparent. full review
  46. Forks Over Knives 2011 Forks Over Knives is a middling documentary but a magnificent indictment. full review
  47. Into The Abyss 2011 full review
  48. The Iron Lady 2011 full review
  49. Jane Eyre 2011 Anyone who savours shades of grey will have a feast. full review
  50. My Week with Marilyn 2011 That's all familiar lore but, to his credit, director Simon Curtis lays out these separate ambitions and conflicting tensions with breezy dispatch in the early frames. full review
  51. Our Idiot Brother 2011 Strange, then, how Our Idiot Brother wastes its lone asset -- there's not enough idiot, and far too many boring savants. full review
  52. Sanctum 2011 Stick that camera down an aquatic cave, wrap a paper-thin plot around it, slap the whole thing up on an IMAX screen and call it a movie. More truth in advertising: Call it a lame movie. full review
  53. Sholem Aleichem: Laughing in the Darkness 2011 Not often does a film double as a literary critic, but this is the Northrop Frye of docs. Essentially, it revises and sharpens the blunted reputation of a great writer. full review
  54. And Everything Is Going Fine 2010 Soderbergh's editing neatly duplicates Gray's methods, showing us how memory treats the same material at different stages in a life, applying those different coats and shades of lacquer. full review
  55. Biutiful 2010 Watch Bardem here -- his eyes speak heart-rending volumes. full review
  56. Blue Valentine 2010 The performances are as raw as the characters. full review
  57. The Company Men 2010 Turns out three stories are two too many. The Company Men should have been downsized. full review
  58. Greenberg 2010 What saves it, however, is Gerwig. The love story ain't credible, but her performance is, perfectly capturing a young woman who doesn't lack confidence so much as a sense of self. full review
  59. I Am Love 2010 Despite a superb cast and a fabulous look, the picture collapses under the weight of its lofty pretensions, especially in the black hole of the last act, where it topples into near-absurdity. full review
  60. The Kids Are All Right 2010 Somewhere around the halfway mark, the realization arrives with a dull thud: Turns out that unconventional families can be just as tedious in their melodramatic dysfunctions as any traditional clan. full review
  61. The King's Speech 2010 The King's Speech is a lively burst of populist rhetoric, superbly performed and guaranteed to please even discriminating crowds. full review
  62. Senna 2010 Kapadia is working with an embarrassment of riches, but to his credit he selects wisely, and has the good sense to keep the talking heads off the screen. full review
  63. The Switch 2010 Another in a recent line of romcoms eager to get us laughing all the way to the sperm bank, and then to the infant dividends beyond. full review
  64. Fish Tank 2009 To the script's credit, when the climax comes it feels inevitable yet surprising too -- that ideal combination. full review
  65. The Fourth Kind 2009 The mission here is to demonstrate how, in this explosive age of dubious information, cynicism can be quickly trumped by gullibility. full review
  66. The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest 2009 Much of the problem can be traced to the villains of the piece: The snakes in the establishment are a bunch of really old white guys. Now this may be true to life, but it's hell on drama. full review
  67. Kings of Pastry 2009 The documentary proves almost as sweet as its subject. full review
  68. The Perfect Game 2009 Director William Dear is not one to miss a sentimental beat. full review
  69. The Time That Remains 2009 Living in a part of the world where politics, and the pursuit of politics by warring means, are the rule, director Elia Suleiman is the exception. full review
  70. Bronson 2008 Bronson is one of those "based on a true story" dramatizations where the theatrically staged drama only gets in the way of the more interesting truth. full review
  71. Elegy 2008 Kingsley perfectly tunes his performance to these psychological nuances, the strong features in his face undone by an anxious flicker of his eyes. full review
  72. Let the Right One In 2008 A wicked trick, a cinematic treat, this is some Halloween offering. full review
  73. Before the Rains 2007 When the rains in Before the Rains finally arrive, there's nothing to cleanse, no real dirt to wash away -- not with history already so neatly packaged and polished to a dull shine. full review
  74. Cidade dos Homens (City of Men) 2007 Along comes a sequel of sorts, City of Men, but the difference is clear right from the first frame: Meirelles is gone and so is the intensity. What's left is a mix of credible sociology and tired melodrama, along with a palpable sense of deja vu. full review
  75. Encounters at the End of the World 2007 Who better than Herzog to share with us the off-beat Encounters at the End of the World. full review
  76. A Mighty Heart 2007 The film takes its cue from the widow, neither sermonizing or even villainizing, content to serve quietly as an admirable exercise in restraint and a moving example of the grace under pressure that is the essence of courage. full review
  77. Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day 2007 From the premise to the sets to the performances, everything about this lively comic fable is dead predictable. full review
  78. Reign Over Me 2007 Reign Over Me drizzles down on us for two full hours, persistently determined to prove that, if it hangs around long enough, a coherent movie will turn up. No such luck. full review
  79. Akeelah and the Bee 2006 Akeelah is derivatively entertaining in a feel-good sort of way. full review
  80. Keeping Up With The Steins 2006 Shooting a comedy, like telling a joke, demands a sense of rhythm, and Scott is no dancer -- he keeps tripping against the grain of the humour. full review
  81. Trailer Park Boys: The Movie 2006 The movie falls apart at the centre. Where it works, brilliantly on occasion, is at the edges. full review
  82. United 93 2006 ... United 93 is a riveting docudrama as compelling as it is odd. full review
  83. Brokeback Mountain 2005 With its measured pace and its sumptuous visuals, transforming a taboo into a romantic totem, this opening act is fascinating, like watching Red River with the subtext cranked way up. full review
  84. The Constant Gardener 2005 Yes, the cast is certainly seductive, and the direction often beguiling, yet ultimately we're left with a distinct sense of abandonment, of a story insufficiently told. full review
  85. Factotum 2005 The transplant didn't take in Barfly, and it works no better here in Factotum. In each case, the baying of the boozehounds just seems repetitious and banal -- the noise endures but the joy is gone. full review
  86. Karla 2005 No audience, Canadian or otherwise, will learn anything here outside of the macabre facts. Worse, they won't feel anything either, not even -- and this is inexcusable -- for the victims themselves. full review
  87. xXx: State of the Union 2005 The most gratifying thing about xXx: State of the Union is that nobody wastes much time on character, motivation, plausibility, dialogue or sex -- all that slow stuff that drags down ordinary movies. full review
  88. The Forgotten 2004 There is nothing worse than a thriller that doesn't play fair. full review
  89. Jersey Girl 2004 [Smith's] clerks would never have stocked it; his Amy would never have chased it; even Silent Bob might have found his voice to dump on Jersey Girl. full review
  90. Kill Bill: Volume 2 2004 So much cinematic majesty perched precariously atop so little common sense ... [but] a castle with a shaky foundation is still quite a sight. full review
  91. Bad Santa 2003 What's meant to be a live-action South Park just winds up in a scatological dead end. full review
  92. Control Room 2003 More illuminating than not, and shines its brightest light on a truth that war and warmongers so ferociously ignore: Look hard into the other's camp and what you'll likely see is yourself. full review
  93. CSA: Confederate States of America 2003 The satire comes to feel strained and the whole premise gets awfully precious, reducing social subtleties to cinematic simplicities. full review
  94. Darkness Falls 2003 Pretty much the whole of this unholy horror flick is shot under cover of night, the small-town-in-New-England kind where the woods are deep and the barometer always points to rain. full review
  95. The Haunted Mansion 2003 Foolish indeed is the mortal family that shells out the copious price of admission for this gobbler. full review
  96. Hollywood Homicide 2003 Sometimes the laugh is there, sometimes it's a coin-flip, and sometimes it all feels like so much made-up filler. full review
  97. The Human Stain 2003 It neatly illustrates the perils of kidnapping a decent novel from its rightful home and exposing the vulnerable thing to the glare of a Hollywood camera. full review
  98. The Italian Job 2003 This is the zippy remake that Ocean's Eleven wanted to be and wasn't quite. full review
  99. Kill Bill: Volume 1 2003 Simultaneously a spectacular act of movie-making and a slight movie. full review
  100. Mona Lisa Smile 2003 Such a mixed-up child, but not without worthy intentions and glimmers of realized potential -- sorry, but I just can't bring myself to come down too hard. full review
  101. People I Know 2003 Dropped into this ocean of bathos, even Al can't tread water -- at that precise moment, he and his performance drown. full review
  102. Radio 2003 A lot better than the Muzak it threatens to be, but, ultimately, not good enough to keep our itchy fingers off the dial. full review
  103. The Triplets of Belleville 2003 In an era when live-action movies often play like cartoons, this is an animated film that feels all grown up. full review
  104. Changing Lanes 2002 Definitely erratic, this thing -- all in all, it's the sort of commercial vehicle you might want to stay well back of. full review
  105. Irreversible 2002 An integrated work whose form clearly mirrors its content. full review
  106. Lost in La Mancha 2002 Gilliam himself is a joy to behold. His wit stays sharp even as his fortunes dull, and the conditions that conspire against him only prove the mettle in our man of La Mancha. full review
  107. The Master of Disguise 2002 Despite all evidence to the contrary, this clunker has somehow managed to pose as an actual feature movie, the kind that charges full admission and gets hyped on TV and purports to amuse small children and ostensible adults. full review
  108. The New Guy 2002 An occasional one-liner rises to the level of near-wit... Most everything else ranges from routine to heavy-handed. full review
  109. The Sum of All Fears 2002 All that moviemaking money, plus all those gadgets, plus Ben Affleck: It doesn't add up to very much. full review
  110. View from the Top 2002 Comedies don't come much flatter. full review
  111. XXX 2002 Ultimately, this is a movie as generic as its title. full review
  112. Black Hawk Down 2001 Black Hawk Down is all dazzling craft and no redeeming art; it's simultaneously a superb piece of filmmaking and a highly suspect film. full review
  113. Amelie 2001 A feel-good flick with artsy ambitions. full review
  114. America's Sweethearts 2001 The kind of flick that gives fluff a good name. full review
  115. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon 2001 It's abundantly clear that Lee, in conjunction with fight choreographer Yuen Wo-Ping (famed for The Matrix), has brought to these standard tropes his own elevating, near-feline sensibilities. full review
  116. The Glass House 2001 Just about everything a psychological thriller might want except a credible character, a believable motive and a scintilla of thrills. full review
  117. Hannibal 2001 Hannibal definitely grabs at the emotions, but not the one it's after. You come in hoping to have the wits scared out of you and leave with your temper barely in check. full review
  118. Not Another Teen Movie 2001 Along with this venial sin of simple redundancy, the picture commits the less pardonable crime of commercial irrationality. full review
  119. Riding in Cars with Boys 2001 What with a miscast star, a confused director and a cluttered script, Riding in Cars with Boys is a traffic accident of a movie. full review
  120. Scary Movie 2 2001 The picture wastes barely a second heading straight into the toilet. full review
  121. The Score 2001 Contains The Scene, a precious sequence already destined for infinite repetition. full review
  122. Lara Croft - Tomb Raider 2001 The movie credits five separate persons for the story and screenplay, a quintet of scribes who might better consider a career shift into acting -- they've clearly done a splendid job of impersonating monkeys at a typewriter. full review
  123. Gossip 2000 All style and no substance. full review
  124. American Psycho 2000 A well-crafted yet essentially innocuous period piece. full review
  125. Amores Perros 2000 Inarritu's talent may be derivative, but it's applied to a setting he knows well and whose vibrancy he's keen to convey. full review
  126. Gladiator 2000 The Roman costume drama, all dressed to the IX's, has taken a long holiday from the big screen. full review
  127. The Golden Bowl 2000 A fairly satisfying flick. full review
  128. Hamlet 2000 The result is more than a mere gimmick and less than an unqualifed success, but yes -- it's always watchable. full review
  129. Mission: Impossible 2 2000 A strained sequel to a feature rip-off of an old television show with a stealable theme song. On screen and off, no one's getting marks for originality here. full review
  130. The Taste of Others 2000 The movie's unique appeal lies less in the style than the substance -- particularly, in the emerging hero at the centre of the tale. full review
  131. In Too Deep 1999 Competent yet largely forgettable. full review
  132. She's All That 1999 A trite classic. full review
  133. The Talented Mr. Ripley 1999 Even before its release, The Talented Mr. Ripley has attracted some mighty serious analytic attention. full review
  134. Shakespeare in Love 1998 Seems the Bard is badly blocked. full review
  135. Two Girls and a Guy 1998 full review
  136. Amistad 1997 Spielberg seems to be dividing his filmmaking output into two distinct halves: in the summer months cranking out no-brainer dinosaur flicks...in the winter season unveiling his serious artistic stuff to edify the adults and woo the Oscar crowd. full review
  137. Cop Land 1997 This is a good filmthat could have been great if not for an act of well-intentioned, but misguided casting. full review
  138. The Ice Storm 1997 A remarkable film that takes us straight into John Updike territory, duplicating on screen exactly what the writer achieves on the page. full review
  139. Jackie Brown 1997 Beyond the grasp of most directors, this is tour de force stuff -- definitely meriting the price of admission and almost worth the three-year wait. full review
  140. Crimson Tide 1995 Nope, this picture doesn't bear thinking about, but, if you resist that nasty temptation, setting all your mental gauges at Dead Slow, the flow of the action will see you through. full review
  141. Strange Days 1995 Once the premise has lost its promise, and Fiennes's brave attempts at characterization are sacrificed to pseudo-dazzle, everything appears awfully humdrum and, yes, distinctly dated. full review
  142. Clerks 1994 A hoot one moment, a hiss the next, the film is about as even as a city road after a hard winter. But the script's sheer vigour sees us through. full review
  143. Pulp Fiction 1994 Scintillating. full review
  144. Reservoir Dogs 1992 It's dynamite on a short fuse. full review
  145. /titles/197463 This is less a movie than a casting call -- just round up a crowd of pretty young faces, fresh yet still familiar, and call it a job well done. full review
  146. /titles/197453 In Eve's Bayou, Tennessee goes to Louisiana, and finds a familiar home. Tennessee Williams, that is. full review
  147. /titles/197164 John Woo's Face/Off puts the acting into action flick... full review
  148. /titles/197460 The script is pure Rocky but the style is Girlz n' the Hood, and the two don't ever mesh. full review
  149. /titles/197449 An entertaining oddity, an amiably black comedy whose bared teeth double as an engaging smile: It takes a satiric bite and leaves you laughing through the pain. For that, we can thank the writers. full review
  150. /titles/197497 Let's just say that, on the charge of comedic intentions, the cinematic jury is still out. full review
  151. /titles/197479 There's much to admire in Jerry Maguire, except Jerry Maguire. full review
  152. /titles/197205 [Ejiofor] gives us the real kinky; everything else here is just an assembly-line boot. full review
  153. /titles/197498 Lords of Dogtown is a fictional feature that tries hard to mimic the sun-baked realism of the documentary that inspired it. But mimic is all it does. full review
  154. /titles/197490 A picture with pop's delicious energy yet none of its attendant risk, a flick that no one will love but everyone will like. full review
  155. /titles/197464 Edward Burns returns to the themes of family and love that he examined in The Brothers McMullen. full review
  156. /titles/197192 What begins as childlike and filled with wonder ends as childish and fraught with tedium. full review
  157. /titles/197346 The Way Back is fascinating until it becomes an ordeal. full review

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