Geoffrey Whitehead

Slapstick comedy series about a man whose military background is no fit for his new and disastrous role as the head of security for the Royal family.

The week before a wedding can be fraught, but for publisher Howard Steele, marrying the delectable Mel, it becomes a nightmare of gargantuan proportions in this calamitous comedy. Things finally start to look up when they move in together and Mel becomes pregnant, but if only life was that simple.

Old memories are awakened in a terrifying way when Jock encounters a strange little girl in the high-rise block of flats where he lives.