Diane Mela

A tawdry superhero, a walking cell phone, and a math genius fight the All-Crazy terrorist network, while their boss, President Douche, hides a secret.

Due to a chemical weapons experiment gone wrong, the entire Earth became afflicted with total color blindness. A scientist finds a formula to correct the eyes perception of color, but as he is about to release it to the world, sinister forces murder him.

An unscrupulous temp agency finds a way to create the ideal workforce by raising the dead and selling them to companies as willing zombie slaves.