David Burns

A teacher (Will Hay) working as a ship's porter discovers two rival Chicago gangs are plotting to kidnap a millionaire's son aboard the boat.

Discovering that a ventriloquist is travelling to Zurich, a spy ring hides secret plans in his dummies' heads. When a second spy ring learns of the plans, they descend upon the ventriloquist, causing city-wide pandemonium.

Gene Kelly, Dan Dailey, and Michael Kidd star as three WWII comrades who meet again during a ten-year reunion only to discover they have nothing in common.

A millionaire is out to destroy a show that makes fun of him, until he meets cast member Monroe. To get closer to her he joins the cast and hires Bing Crosby, Gene Kelly and Milton Berle (as themselves) to teach him the performing arts.