Philip Tomlin

Escaping their abusive grandfather, two siblings join forces with a pair of hitmen with a knack for the theatrical in their search for a new life.

JACK is Charlie's Penis, and he is the brains of the operation. He and Charlie have been friends from birth. When Charlie meets Barbie Le Fleur, a Canadian Transfer Student, JACK will do everything in his power to guide his friend in his quest to enchant his dream girl.