Ian Lavender

Joe likes the ladies and gets to meet a variety of them in his job as a taxi driver. From dizzy young women to frustrated housewives, Joe fancies them all, and they take a fancy to Joe. If only things were smoother at home for the put-upon cabbie. With his nagging mother, thieving teenage brother, and the attentions of an overbearing girlfriend with ideas of marriage, Joe leaves the homestead and rents the spare room at his best mate’s flat. Meanwhile, he continues to find himself in an assortment of humorous sexual escapades until he accidentally becomes embroiled in a jewel heist that doesn’t quite go to plan.

Set in 1940, the Walsingham-on-the-sea contingent of the Home Guard is led by a bank official and consists of a bunch of misfits who wade through a series of humorous misadventures, climaxing in the capture of three Nazi German aviators who parachute into Britain.

With renowned private eye Judd Blake away on business, his lacklustre assistant Bob jumps at the chance to prove himself as an equally skilled detective. When a former model is blackmailed by a set of compromising photographs, the well meaning, but inexperienced Bob takes on the case. With a list of eccentric suspects all set to inherit a fortune if the offending pictures should come to light, the naive detective sets about uncovering the blackmailer, but his investigation is continuously hampered by sexy shenanigans. Bob soon finds himself in over his head as he tries to protect his client and solve the mystery.